The Twelve Months of Covid
This was penned by a friend who prefers to remain anonymous. I’m sure you can guess the tune.
In the first month of Covid
My true love sent to me
A warning from the CDC
In the second month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the third month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the fourth month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the fifth month of Covid
My true love sent to me
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the six month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the seventh month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Seven ventilators
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the eighth month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Eight take-out dinners
Seven ventilators
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the ninth month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Nine nurses healing
Eight take-out dinners
Seven ventilators
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the tenth month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Ten daily Zoom calls
Nine nurses healing
Eight take-out dinners
Seven ventilators
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the eleventh month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Eleven Netflix binges
Ten daily Zoom calls
Nine nurses healing
Eight take-out dinners
Seven ventilators
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
In the twelfth month of Covid
My true love sent to me
Twelve vaccinations
Eleven Netflix binges
Ten daily Zoom calls
Nine nurses healing
Eight take-out dinners
Seven ventilators
Hand sanitizer
N-9-5 masks
Four elbow bumps
Three Trump denials
Too much caffeine
And a warning from the CDC
A clever and convenient way to remember this perplexing, agitating year. In hopes that it will all be gone soon.
Oh jeez Keith. Hysterical! Wonderful! Right up there with Longfellow and Twain.
I LOVE it!